The Shadow Coverage Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.