The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Owen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.