The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.