The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.