The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.