The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.