The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Owen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.