The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.