The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Loveland lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.