The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.