The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Loveland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.