The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.