The Hamstring Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Loveland spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Caleb Williams
- Luther Burden III
- D'Andre Swift
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Kyle Monangai
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Rome Odunze
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.