The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.