The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Loveland is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Loveland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.