The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.