The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.