The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Loveland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.