The Hamstring Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Loveland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.