The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Loveland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.