The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Loveland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.