The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.