The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Loveland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.