The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.