The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.