The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.