The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Loveland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.