The Hamstring Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.