The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Loveland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.