The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.