The Invisible Route Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.