The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Loveland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.