The Invisible Route Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Loveland's stadium. Only over Loveland.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.