The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.