The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.