The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.