The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kupp, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.