The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.