The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kupp is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.