The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.