The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.