The Snap Count Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.