The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.