The Late Scratch Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kupp drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.