The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Kupp was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kupp's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.