The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.