The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Washington's biggest rival.
- Kupp is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kupp's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.