The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kupp gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kupp, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.