The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kupp is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.