The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kupp tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.